"I grew up in a home where we werent allowed to dream about owls, let alone speak of them. You see, my uncle was killed by an owl. Uncle Randy’s best friend Sam had this cool job where he got to dress up like Woodsy the Owl and help kids learn about pollution, so all of the kids and their parents loved him. But at night, Sam spent a lot of time at the graveyard.
After a lot of newspapers said that bodies were missing from the ground, Uncle Randy followed Sam there one night. Sam wasn’t just digging up bodies. Dressed in his owl costume, Sam was opening the caskets and filling them with garbage and hot water, creating some kind of “dead people stew”. And he would drink the stew through these large curvy straws. And then laugh.
Uncle Randy tried to stop him. But Sam turned Uncle Randy into soup too. We didnt talk about owls in our house after that”
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